Ways I Annoy my Parents #23: Singing Adele songs so loudly that they are completely unrecognizable during my dad’s nap.
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Ways I Annoy my Parents #22: Playing ‘A Day to Remember’ as loud as possible from my room during my mom’s women’s bible study.
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Ways I Annoy my Parents #21: Picking a particularly annoying song and singing a bar or two of it quietly to myself during breakfast. Then it gets stuck in my dad’s head, who will sing it at the top of his lungs until my mom strangles him.
“Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go”
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Ways I Annoy my Parents #20: Antagonizing my mother in terrifying ways. Today I told her I was thinking about getting my nipples pierced because my friend did. I’m not, but you should have seen her face.
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Ways I Annoy my Parents #19: Referring to my room as my “cave” and my parents as “surface dwellers.” This involves acting like I’ve never seen the sun before and walking around the rest of the house hunched over and squinting.
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Ways I Annoy my Parents #18: Making rage faces at my dad in the rear view mirror while he tries to drive in a blizzard.
on an unrelated note, this conversation just happened.
- Mom: She has such big, pretty eyes
- Dad: Who does?
- Mom: That kid who was just here.
- Me: ....your niece...?
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Ways I Annoy my Parents #16: Rapping Eminem lyrics, half of which are made up, while I make lunch.
“snap back to reality, oop there goes gravity, ooh theres goes rabbit he choked hes so mad but he wont give up that easy nope hes got crabs and a mobile home and those pajamas with snaps”
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